Election Day...OR...Obama is NOT Jesus.

So...Los Angeles is obsessed with Obama. I mean, you'd think holmes could turn water into Pabst Blue Ribbon the way the hipsters have taken to the man. Don't get me wrong; I'm 90%...well more like 70% liberal. But in all seriousness, this man is human. He won't bring world peace to all. He won't cure the national debt. He won't bring equality to the disenfranchised. He is (most likely and hanging chads willing) going to accept the toughest job in the universe in no short order. I'm hoping he does win, but I refuse to put all my chips in one political basket.

My girlfriend and I were talking today. Is there anybody out there with an Obama tattoo? Most likely. What if he sucks at he job? He is inexperienced and young and unproven. It could happen. I'm not saying it will, but we need to be realistic about the chances of that happening. Pretty much everybody who has had the job has either sucked at it or taken a bullet. So if some hipster has taken upon themselves to get his visage tatted to their booty, they better pray he's got the ill skill to fulfill the bill.

I'm not voting. I just don't want to deal. I know. I'm irresponsible, but I've registered mad amounts of times and for some reason I can't vote at my local polling center. I refuse to invest any gas to find my correct spot. Honestly, I've got to get a job and save my loot. I'm a poos. I know, I know. Obama is gonna kill it in big Cali so I'm not worried about that vote really anyways.

The Props are the big ones. Prop 8. Let everybody marry who they want to, right? If marriage is going to be exclusively between a man and a woman, it can't have any legal advantages. That's discrimination, yo. Straight up like a boner.

The Speed Train? Mad Expensive, but it will create jobs and I can party in San Fran in two hours. Of course, when they finish this train, I'll most likely have babies and a wife and partying in the bay won't be on my agenda. But my chillins...they'll reap the party train benefits.

So go out and vote. Be responsible! Shiiiiiit...maybe I will after all. Or not. I'll keep you guessing.