Movember

No joke. In order to raise money for prostate cancer research, I will join the throngs of men in the world with a patch of pubic hair under their unlucky noses. Yes, I will grow a mustache. I've become involved with a charity called Movember, where participating men grow mustaches all month long during November as opposed to running a 5k or the like.

One person I told about this event had the audacity to say it was lame and that it disrespected all the people who "actually do something like walk a 5k for their charity." Seriously? Walk a 5k? I walked 5k this morning to my apartment from my girlfriend's...with sleep in my eye, in flip flops, and talking on the phone the whole way. That's an accomplishment comparatively to what I'm about to do? People, I'm gong to allow a weasel to fester in between my lip and my nostrils for a whole month. My point being this is as as good as any reason to donate to the cause. And let's face it. Cancer sucks. Big, sweaty, fromunda-laden balls. My mom, grandma, aunt...they all passed away from their battles with it. So let's help put an end to butt cancer. It's one of the leading causes of death in men and that alone is ass flakes served with rotten milk.

My girlfriend thinks I'm gonna look tits with a mustache, thank god. So all I have to do now is decide on what style I'm gonna rock. Handlebar? Cop? Hitler? Magnum? Burly American Bear? Hellbent for Leather? Decisions, decisions...

Anybody who's down to sponsor me and make even a $5 contribution to the cause would be greatly appreciated.

To donate to my Mo you can either:

1. Click this link https://www.movember.com/us/donate/donate-details.php?action=sponsorlink&rego=1480166&country=us and donate online using your credit card or PayPal account, or
2. Write a check payable to the ‘Prostate Cancer Foundation', referencing my Registration Number 1480166 and mailing it to:

Prostate Cancer Foundation
Attn: Movember
1250 Fourth St
Santa Monica, CA, 90401

All donations are tax-deductible to the extent permitted by law.

The money raised by Movember is donated directly to the Prostate Cancer Foundation which will use the funds for high-impact research to find better treatments and a cure for prostate cancer.

I'll post pictures regularly to update the growth of my Chia-lip so those who get involved understand where their money went. Thanks again, y'all. Let's get Magnum PI up in ths bitch.